misspickman:

misspickman:

misspickman:

my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

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they are like lovers to me

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an addition from bsky

amazoogle:

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

afatlittledog:

catmask:

‘you wouldn’t pirate a-’ i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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thatonelazyumsomething:

tomorrowillbeyou:

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on… i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn’t hurt

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tvuniverse:

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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
-> 4x16 Books

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

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davidaugust:

Screenshot of a post by Trammell Hudson @th@v.st:   @platypus my bank used to allow custom security questions, so I set one to "what are you wearing?" and the answer to "that's very inappropriate please transfer me to your manager". the first time an customer service rep encountered it they couldn't stop laughing and had to actually transfer to a coworker to complete the call.   Dec 4, 2024 at 10:32 AMALT

This sounds fun. 🏦

girlballs:

girlballs:

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how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear

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crazy-pages:

pancakeke:

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won’t be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!

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